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Megan, you've meant so much to me these
past few weeks.

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This has been so much harder than I
thought it would be.

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What a wuss.

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Yeah, really.

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How come kicks are into this dude
anyway? And going fishing with your dad

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the first time I've been able to relax
during this whole thing. What is

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that?

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Somebody put like a vegetable or
something in my chili dog.

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I think it's an onion.

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Megan, I'm sorry, but I won't be giving
you a rose this evening.

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Here, jerker.

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Whoa,

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you're crying.

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No, I'm not.

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You're crying like a girl. No way.

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I am not.

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Damn it.

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You're moved.

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I am not moved.

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Shut up.

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This is amazing.

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Addicted to porn?

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Cool.

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Porn allows me to enjoy women without
having to deal with their real -life

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drama.

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It's one of my favorite things to do is
smoke cigars while I watch porn to keep

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it luxurious.

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This guy kicks ass.

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Set the alarm for 221, get up and watch
a little porno.

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Good morning, Grandma.

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I live with my grandmother.

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What's happening today?

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I'm looking for a job on Craigslist
right now. I don't see why he needs to

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job. It's like he's got a car and a
place to live and he's fat.

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Yeah, really.

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Damn it, the porn's all blurry.

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Today I have a job interview for the
first time in a while.

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Where's he going to get a job? I
definitely don't want to be 30 and

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own town.

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He could get like a... He could get a
job washing dishes with one hand.

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Mowing the lawn with one hand.

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What to do?

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Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn,
porn.

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Porn, porn, porn, glasses.

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Porn, porn, porn, porn. Gas up the car.
Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn.

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Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn,
porn, porn.

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What are you guys doing?

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Go visit with dad.

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Porn, porn, porn.

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Porn, porn. Oh, there's my sisters.
Porn, porn, porn, porn. Hi, dad. Porn.

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Porn. He's like watching so much porn,
he's starting to look like a schlong.

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Pornography? What's that?

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I think that's like the study of porn.

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Yeah, this guy is a pornologist.

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Yeah, really.

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Porn, porn, porn.

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You know what would be good right now?

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Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn,
porn, porn.

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Well, like yesterday?

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You were crying.

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Shut up, butthead. I was not.

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Damn it.

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That's why so many readers find Atticus'
speech so moving.

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Mr. Van Driessen, I bet Beavis was
really moved by it. Cut it out,

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Because yesterday, I saw him crying.

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No, I wasn't. I was not. It's okay to be
touched, Beavis. Yeah.

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Beavis was touched.

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Shut up. I was not crying, butthead.

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Hey, guys. What's up?

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Hey, Stuart.

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Have you heard the news?

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Shut up, butthead.

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No. What?

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Beavis was crying.

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Shut up. I was not. I was not crying.

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I wasn't.

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Something happened to my eyes.

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It was like that onion.

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Uh, attention, everyone.

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Beavis was crying.

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Damn it, I was not crying.

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Whoa.

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Hey, butter.

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Remember that movie where that slut from
Sex and the City was like a mannequin?

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Uh, yeah.

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I mean, I was just thinking, like, I
mean, that would be cool if, like, I

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a hot mannequin, like, came back to
life. Dammit, Beavis, quit changing the

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subject.

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You were crying.

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Stop it!

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Shut up!

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It's okay to be touched, Beavis.

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Dammit, shut up!

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Woof. I was not crying!

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Butthole!

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We'll climb the rope, touch the ceiling,
and descend all within 30 seconds.

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Are there any questions?

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I have a question.

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What happens if Beavis starts crying? I
was not crying. I was not crying. I'm

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going to kick your ass. You are crying.

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You will beat the crap out of Butthead
on your own time.

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Don't yell at him too hard.

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He might start crying.

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Let me go.

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I'm going to kill you. Here come the
waterworks. Let me at him. It's okay,

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Beavis. Damn it. It's all right to cry.

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Crying takes the fat out of you.

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Damn it.

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I was not crying.

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This is like the same dance they did in
Party Rock, Anson.

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Except they're, like, pretending they're
choking their chickens while they're

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doing it.

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I like it.

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Yeah, it's like, you know, they're,
like, growing as artists or something.

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You know, I thought, like, that the
comedy sucks and that, like, nobody has

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job and these guys are just spraying
around expensive champagne everywhere.

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I heard they have, like, a really rich
dad.

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And then that one tall dude is the other
dude's uncle.

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And then, like, their grandpa is, like,
the same guy.

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So they don't care.

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What, really?

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Yeah. It's too bad we weren't born as
them.

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You know, why is that? How come we were
born as us?

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I don't know.

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It's not fair.

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Take that bottle and make it.

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Good news, guys.

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We saved the community center.

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Let's all dance.

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My

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biscuits.

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Who ate my biscuits? I don't know.

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Hey, Beavis.

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Huh?

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What?

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You were crying.

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I was not. I was not crying.

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I'm serious.

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I was not crying.

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I'm not crying now either.

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Bottle.

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